I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.
Favourite genre of music: rock, alternative
That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the DOZEN for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. If You're Against PokeBullying Help Save A Pokemon A Visit To The Pokecenter.
Life has no smooth road for any of us; and in the bracing atmosphere of a high aim the very roughness stimulates the climber to steadier steps, till the legend, over steep ways to the stars, fulfills itself.
~W. C. Doane
All men dream but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes to make it possible.
~T.E. Lawrence
Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
~Lanston Hughes
If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true,
there would be little hope of advance.
~Orville Wright
In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.
~Galileo Galilei
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
~Albert Einstein
“You have made a place in my heart where I thought there was no room for anything else. You have made flowers grow where I cultivated dust and stones. Remember this, on this journey you insist on making. If you die, I will not survive you long.”
~ Lan (Robert Jordan, The Shadow Rising)
“We are always more afraid than we wish to be, but we can always be braver than we expect.”
~ Robert Jordan, Lord of Chaos
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
~Aristotle
Hogfather:
Death: Humans need fantasy to *be* human. To be the place where the
falling angel meets the rising ape.
Susan: With tooth fairies? Hogfathers?
Death: Yes. As practice, you have to start out learning to believe
the little lies.
Susan: So we can believe the big ones?
Death: Yes. Justice, mercy, duty. That sort of thing.
Susan: They're not the same at all.
Death: You think so? Then take the universe and grind it down to the
finest powder, and sieve it through the finest sieve, and then show
me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. And yet, you try to
act as if there is some ideal order in the world. As if there is
some, some rightness in the universe, by which it may be judged.
Susan: But people have got to believe that, or whats the point?
Death: You need to believe in things that aren't true. How else can
they become?
I blame the fiction books that I read, but I feel like there is more important things people can be doing than what is happening all around me.